Daddy’s Embarrassing Exploding Farty Shorts

warning! Some readers may find this true story about daddy* and his fartyshorts extremely distressing. It involves big smells … fartyfaces … and the untimely demise of Daddy’s very embarrassing shorts. Prepare yourself for the whole awful story … as told by me, Arnold! *Any resemblance to Ed Kavalee, popular comedian and television and radio star is purely accidental. Sort of.