‘Twas the Fart Before Father’s Day

‘Twas the night before father’s day, and all over town, dads put on dressing gowns, then they sat down. My dad gave a sigh and reclined in his chair. ‘I’m excited!’ he said. ‘I need new socks to wear!’ The dads of the neighbourhood are kind, fun-loving … and farty!So this Father’s Day, the celebrations are going to be extra stinky!